Because it was feeling crumbly!
Doctor: Take two cookies and call me in the morning.
Why did the dog go to space?
To find the bark side of the moon!
What do dogs write in their diaries?
Today I wagged my tail!
What kind of weather do dogs like?
Pooch-perfect days!
Why did the dog sit by the doorbell?
He wanted to be a knocker spaniel!
Why did the dog dig in the garden?
He heard about the 'barking' lot!